101. tujhe chahnewale kam na
honge waqt ke saath shayad
hum na honge chahe kisko bhi
kitna bhi pyar dena pr teri
yaadon ke haqdar sirf hum
honge 102. badi asani se dil lagaye jate hai par badi
mushqil se vade nibhaye jate
hai le jate hai mohabbat un
rahon par jahan diye nahin dil
jalaaye jaate hain 103. mere
marne par tum aansr mat bahaana mere marne par ae
dost aansu mat bahaana yaad
aye to sidha upar chale aana
104. tussi bade great ho ,
rasgulle ki plate ho sms karne
mein great ho, par jo bhi ho khuda ki kasam mere pehle
friend ho 105. dosti hori hai
dil-o-jaan lutaane ki liye hum
apni hasti mita de tumhe pane
ke liye milne ki tumhe fursat
nahi hum sms karte hai apni yaad dilane ke liye 106.logon
ko kehte suna aksar zinda
rahe to phir milenge�.. magar
iss dil ne mehsoos kiya hai pal
pal milte rahe to zinda
rahenge 107.dost dil todna hamari aadat nahin dil hum
kisika dukhaate nahin bharosa
rakhna meri dosti pe dil mein
basaake hum kisiko bhulaate
nahin 108. milne ki khushi na
bhichadne ka gum na tanha na udas hai hum kaise kahe kaise
hain hum bas yun samajh lo
bahut akele hain hum 109.
raat kya dhali sitare chale
gaye gairon se kya gila karun
jab apne chale gaye jeet tho sakte they ishq ki baazi hum
bhi par tumhe jetame ke liye
hum harte chale gaye 110.
agar kal hum na bhi rahe
humari yaad sada rahegi sirf
nazrein uthake chand ko dekhna humari dosti ki
TASVIR wahan rahegi 111. na
chaho kisiko itna ki chahat
tumhari majburi ban jaye
chaho kisiko itna ki tunhara
pyar uske liye zaroori ban jaye 112. kafan na daalo yaro mujh
par mujhe aadar hai
muskurane ki abhi kabar mein
na utaro mujhe umeed hai
uske aane ki 113. munna bhai
says : � life mein 3 cheezon ke peechu kabhi nahin bhagne ka
BUS, TRAIN aur LADKI . bole to
isne pe seedha chadjaane ka
114. chaho tho dil se hume
mita dena chaho tho hum ko
bhula dena par yeh wada karo ki aayi jo kabhi yaad hamari
rona mat sirf muskuraa dena
115. kabhi kee hogi suraj nee
chand se mohabbat tabhi to
chand me daag hai mumkin
hai ki chand se hui hogi bewafai tabhi to suraj ke
seene mein aag hai��.. 116.
LADKA : janeman iss dil mein
aaja LADKI : sandal nikalu
kya ? LADKA : arey pagli
mandir thodi hai aise hee aaja 117. dil ki galion mein koi
gham na ho hamari yeh dosti
kabhi kam na ho bas yehi hai
dua ki tum khush raho kya
pata hum agar kal ho na ho
118. exam ke char din pehle jab syllabus dekha to ek gaana
yaad aaya �KUCH TO HUA HAI ,
KUCH HO GAYA HAI SAB KUCH
ALAG HAI, SAB KUCH NAYA
HAI � 119. har mulaqat unn se
adhuri si rahi har khushi mein kuch kami si rahi khwab kya
dekhe humne tumhare ab to
neendh ki aankhon se
dushmani si rahi 120. a mere
sms mer dost ke paas jaane
agar wo busy ho to shor mat machana agar wo free ho to
dheere se kehna � TAKE CARE
AND GOOD NIGHT � 121. bahut
cheezein lut chuki hai tujhse
dil lagaane ke baad isliye
room ki har cheez check karta hoon ek tere aane se pehle ek
tere jaane ke baad 122. wo
kya hai * ho ISHQ mein hai ***
DIL mein hai *** MANN mein
hai **** lekin DHADKAN mein
nahi hai ? * Guess�**** sochoo kya hai wo **** AAMIR KHAN
123. raatein gumanam hoti
hai, din kisi ke naam hota hai
hum zindagi kuch iss tarah
jeete hai ki har lamha dosto
ke naam hota hai 124. royange aankhen muskrane ke baad
aayegi raat din dhal jaane ke
baad oh jaanewale zara
mudke tho dekh shayad yeh
zindagi na rahe tere jaane ke
baad 125. dol gumsum, labh khamosh yeh aankhen aaj
nam kyun hai jo kabhi apna
hua hee nahin usey khone ka
itna ghum kyun hai 126.ruth
kar tum mujhe bhulane lage
itne door ho ke bahut yaad aaney lage kaise bhula doon
tumhe main ekpal main jab
tumhe paane mujhe zamanay
lage 127. kya aap confidence
se chalet hain kya aap penalty
bharte hain kya aap mobile ke bill se darte hain tho aap sms
kyun nahi karte hain ? 128.
dard ko bhi ab dard hone laga
dard khud hi ghav bharne laga
dard ke mare hum na roye
kabhi dard khud hum ko chookar rone laga 129. new
year ke mahine mein aapko
tata ka status, ambani ki
daulat vajpayee ka dheeraj,
laden ki himmat aur bush ki
taqat de 130. dekhi hazaro mehfil par ye fiza kuch aur hai
jalwe dekhe hai hazaaro
magar AAPKI ada kuch aur hai
waise to hazaaro hai jaam par
AAPKA nasha kuch aur hai
131. hum tere dil mein rahenge ek yaad bankar tere
lab pe khilenge muskan
bankar kabhi apne juda mat
samajhna hum tere saath
challenge aasman bankar 132.
aankho may raha dil may utar kar na dekha kasti ke musafir
ne samandar na dekha patthar
mujhe kehta hai mera chahne
wala main moam hun usne
mujhe chookar na dekha 133.
hasinone haseem bankar gunaah kiya auro ko tho theek
humko bhi tabaah kiya pesh
kiya jab ghazalon mein unki
bewafai ko aurone to theek
unhone bhi wah wah kiya 134.
aap gairon ki baat karte hai humne apno ko azmaya hai
aap kanto se bachkar chalet
hain humne phoolon se chot
khaya hai 135. machhar ne jo
kata dil mein junoon tha khujli
itni hui dil besukun tha pakda tho jaane diya yeh soch kar
sale ki ragon mein apna hi
khoon tha 136. badi muddat se
chaha hai tujhe badi duaon se
paya hai tujhe tujhe bhulane
ki sochu bhi to kaise kismat ki lakiron se churaya hai tujhe
137. kehte hain ki ishq mein
neend ud jaati hai hame bhi
koi ishq kare, kambakht
neend bahut aati hai 138.
kamala ke nakhre tere, ajeeb tere style hai sms bhejne ki
aadat nahi aur haath mein
mobile hai 139.pyaara sa
ehsaas ho TUM har pal mere
paas ho TUM jeeneki aas ho
TUM manka vishwaas ho TUM isliye mere liye kuch khaas ho
TUM 140. dared dil sehna asan
nahi hota keemti cheez ke har
koi kabil nahin hota yeh to rab
ki meherbaani hai warna
popat ke paas mobile nahin hota 141. mil jaye koi naya to
hame na bhool jaana koi
rulaye tumhe to hume yaad
kar lena dost hain tumhare
khushi na sahi gum hi bata
lena 142. do pal ki bhi khushi nahi to kya hum umr bhar gum
ke sahare guzaar lenge kya
hua jo hamari girl friend nahi
hum aapke girl friend ke
sahare jee lenge 143. jabse
nazar mile aapse naa jaane mujhe kuch ho gaya raat ki
neend nahi rahi, din ka chain
kho gaya yeh pyar nahi mujhe
conjunctivitis ho gaya 144.
mere mobile ka accident ho
gaya hai aur doctor ne kaha hai ki bahur sare sms
chadhane padenge so plz
DONATE much more sms its
urgent 145. abhi bole to bhai
ko tere sms nahi aarele bhai
ka khopdi bot tight he bol nikalu kya tere lucky draw ?
bole to do char sms chipka dal
sender : MUNNA BHAI 146.
hum raat ki tanhai mein
aawaz diya karte hain aur
sitaron se apka zikr kiya karte hain na aaya karo khwabo
mein hamare hum BHOOT se
bahut dara karte hain 147.
superman ud raha hai,
shaktiman dushmano se lad
raha hai spiderman diwaron pe chad raha hai , aur
Doberman sms pad raha hai
148. AKASH mein panchi flying
BADAL mein bhavre gaying
Hum tum pe itna dying Jitna
sea mein water lying 149. kya kar raho ho ? busy ho ? kitne
bus ho ? thoda ho ? ki bahut
ho ? agar thoda ho to sms kyo
nahi karte ? aur agar zyada ho
to sms kyon padh rahe ho ?
150. chand mein dekha to aap dikhe badal mein dekha to
aap dikhe taaron mein dekha
to aap dikhe arre yaar thoda
side mein ho jao to kuch aur
bhi dikhe
