Husband to Wife: Tum meri
Zindagi ho, Aur… Wife: Aur Kya?
Aur… Tell me aur kya? Wife
shouted: Tell me aur kya?
Husband: Aur Laanat hai aisi
zindagi par :(
Woh zindagi hi kya jisme
mohabbat nahi, Woh mohabat hi
kya jisme yaadein nahi, Woh
yaadein hi kya jisme tum nahi,
Aur woh tum hi kya jiske saath
hum nahi…. ` Suna hai wo keh
kar gaye hai ke ab to hum, Sirf
tumhare khawboo main hi
aayenge, Koi keh de unse ki wo
vada kar le hum, Jindgi bher ke
liye so jayenge. ` Badi muddat
se chaha hai tumhe Badi
duaaon se paya hai tumhe Thuje
bhulane ka sochu bhi kaise,
Kismat ki lakiroon se churaya hai
tumhe.. ` Tera naam bhi usme
zarur aayega, Agar ye padkar
bhi tune reply nahi kiya, To pehla
prize bhi tujhe mil jaayega `
Darr-darr bhatkate hain armaan
ki tarha, Har koi humse milta hai
anjaan ki tarha, In dosto se call
ki kya aas karen, Ye to SMS bhi
karte hain ehsaan ki tarha `
Qayamat tak tujhe yaad
karenge, Teri har baat par
aitbaar karenge, Tujhe SMS
karne ko to nahi kahenge, Par
phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar
karenge… ` Bolaa dukaan-daar,
ke kyaa chahiye tumhain Jo bhii
kaho ge merii dukaan per wo
paoge maine kahaa ke kutte ke
khaane kaa cake hai bolaa
yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke
jaaoge!!!!:?
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho
gayi, Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho
gayi, Pagal hain vo log jo kehte
hain ki, Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal
kahin kho gayi!! ` Shaam hote hi
ye Dil udaas hota hai Toote
khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass
hota hai Tumahri yaad aise waqt
bohat aati hai Bandar jab koi
aas-paas hota hai.. ` Ek ladki thi
diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake
galion se guzra karti thi latak
matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti
thi, Bartan Lelo Bartan… ` Hai tu
agar mera dilbar, Hai tu agar
mera dilbar, To aaj ke lunch ka
bill tu bhar ` Khush rahe tu sada
yeh dua hai meri Teri premika hi
ban jaaye bhabhi teri..
Royengi ye aankhein
muskuraane ke baad, Aayegi
raat din dhal jaane ke baad, Tum
kabhi naa ruthnaa mujhse ae
yaar, Shayad ye zindagi hi na
ruth jaaye, Tumhare ruth jaane
ke baad. ` Train mai aik husband
apni wife say: tujh say shadi ker
k pachta raha hun dil kerta hai
tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
samnay wala passenger:wao
wao wao wao!!! ` Child:papa
aunty ka pait kion phola hai?
Father:tujhey sub pata hai! Child:
nahin pata promise! Father: in k
pait main pani bhara hay
CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob
jaye ga! ` Girl to boy: Tum larkay
kisi larki mei sub se pehlay kia
daikhte ho ? Boy: Yeh tou
depend karta hai k larki aa rahi
hay ya ja rahi hai …:p ` Zindagi
K Raaz… Raaz Rehney DijiyeJo
B Ho Aitraz… Aitraz Rehney
Dejiye Per Jab B Ye Dil Chahey
Aap Se Milna Plz Ye Mat Khena
K Aaj Rehney Dijiye ` Kal Rat
Meri Ankh se 1 Ansu nikal aya
Mai ne usse pucha Tu bahar Q
aya? To usne batya Koi Teri
Ankhon me itna he smaya K me
chah kr b apni Jaga na bna
paya… ` Haqiqat jaan lo bichad
jane se pahle, Meri sunlo apni
sunane se pahle, Ye sochlena
bhulane se pahle, Bahut royi hai
ye aankhe muskurane se pahle `
Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,
hum apni aankhon se ansu
bahate nahi, Zakhm chahe kitne
hi gahre kyo na ho, hum DETTOL
k siva kuch laagate nahi. `
Nakaam si koshish kiya karte hai,
Hum hai ke unse pyar kiya karte
hai. Khuda ne taqdeer mein 1
tuta taara nahi likha, Aur ek hum
hai ke chand ki aarzu kiya karte
hai! ` Muskurane ki vajah kya
jane hum Hum to unki yaad ko
tazaa karte hai. Kambakth ye
hasi bhi aisi hai ki Unki judai mein
bhi ro kar muskurati hai…
Hum woh nahi jo tum ko ghum
main chhod de, hum woh nahi
joh tumse nata tod de, hum woh
hain ki agar teri saanse ruk jae
to tuj se apni sanse joor de. `
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi
hai, gamm ke saagar me is
kadar kho gayi hai, tum kar do ek
SMS yeh guzarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi
hai. ` Sms na karke dil tod diya,
mobile dafna dena, Kafan na
mile to apna rumaal udaa dena.
Koi puche rog kya tha to nazre
jhuka kar tu kanjusi bata dena.. `
Hum hum hain, tum tum ho Na
hum kam hain Na tum kam ho To
kis bat ka gam hai SMS bhejte
raho, Tabhi tu lage ga k mobile
wale mein dam hai. ` Dinse raat
hone ko aaai hai Pata nahin ye
kaisi judai hai Parwah nahin
karte wo apne dost ki Na jane
ye kaisi dosti nibhai hai.. ` Eid ka
chand mushkil se dikhta hai.
Lailla ko majnu mushkil se milta
hai. Hum to sms bhejte rehte hai
par Aajkal aapka sms mushkill se
milta hai… ` Chahane se har
baat nahi hoti, Thode se andhere
se raat nahi hoti….. Jinhe hum
jaan se jyada chahte hai, Unse
har roz mulakat nahi hoti….. `
Durr kahin wadi main rahta hai
woh! Har lamha khayal main
rahta hai woh! Kaisa hai woh kis
haal main hai woh! Dil ka har
sawal main rahta hai woh! `
Duniya mein koi kisi ke liye kuch
nahi karta Marne wale ke saath
har koi nahi marta Arey… Marne
ki baat to door rahi Yahan to
zindgi hai phir bhi koi yaad nahi
kar.. ` Lamhe judai ke bekarar
kerte hain, Haalat mere mujhe
laachar karte hain, Aankhe meri
pad lo kabhi, Ham khud kaise
kahe ki aapse pyaar karte hain.
Jaam pe jaam peene se kya
fayeda, Raat guzri to utar
jayegi, Kisi ki aankhon se peeyo
khuda ki kasam, Umr saari nashe
mein guzar jayegi. ` Log kehte
hain ke ishq itna mat karo, Ke
husn sar pe sawar ho jaaye,
Hum kehte hain ke ishq itna karo,
Ke patthar dil ko bhi tumse pyaar
ho jaye…… ` Har dil ki dhadkan
main koi baat hoti hai, Har udas
zindagi main kisi ki yaad hoti hai,
Tume pata ho ya na ho tumhari,
Har khushi ke piche humari duaa
hoti hai ` Dil ne tera pyar per
majbur mujh ko kardiya Is jaha ki
har khushi se dur mujh ko
kardiya Jis qadar chaha tha dil
ne pass tere aane ko Is qadar
dunya ne tujh ko mujh se dur
kardiya. ` Jab hamko unse
mohabbat thi Unhe hamari
mohabbat pe shak tha Jab unhe
ehsas hua hamari mohabbat ka
Tab hum par kisi aur ka hak tha
